whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
by Spookyseason17PH January 06, 2024
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whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.
"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"
by Joji_666 February 14, 2024
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Wet Snuffs

Similar to a wet willie, but it's the process of licking your knuckles, and punching your target.
Dude! You gave me a wet willie! That's nasty! Here comes the Wet Snuffs you little bitch!
by WetSnuffedZACH April 22, 2010
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wet oven

When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.
"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"

"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"
by on76lepy August 11, 2009
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blip wobble wet pemyas

Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.
1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."
by Kill_Billdogg March 23, 2005
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wet mazzi

Wet mazzi- doing a sloppy buttchug off another man's beard..
Joseph did the biggest wet mazzi off Lonnie last night.
by MORNING☆God's child February 26, 2021
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Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?
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