National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.

“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”

by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019

National bust down day

Feel free to go bust down on your friends. If you want just bust down anywhere!

Bro, that girl just busted down on me
I think she likes you but that’s gay
Nah man. It’s national bust down day

by Billy_bleach101 April 12, 2019

National slap tommy day

On April 19th u must slap a tommy

On national slap tommy day y’all should slap a tommy u know

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

National Stan Smith day

National Stan Smith day , is where everyone wears their Stan smith shoes to honor the amazing person and the amazing idea

Becky : Omg I love your Stan smiths

Jaquan : thanks , I got new ones for national Stan Smith day .

by Jessielocker April 16, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

October 4th is national grab dick day! so grab that boys dick!!

hey you cant get mad tim its national grab dick day

by CripBlood64 October 4, 2019

National be nice to boys day

Be nice to boys. Way too many people think that boys don't need to be respected, so respect boys for at least one day!
Nice

Did you know that October 15 is be nice to boys day?
Yassssss Queen! Celebrate National be nice to boys day!

by iammysterycssperson October 11, 2019

National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.

Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019