A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.
Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.
by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023
Get the Canadian Milk Bagmug. Guy: "I got some Powdered Milklast night."
Guy2: "Man you should have invited me"
Girl: "Hey you want some Powdered Milk."
Guy: "Fuck yeah!"
Guy2: "Man you should have invited me"
Girl: "Hey you want some Powdered Milk."
Guy: "Fuck yeah!"
by Atrosi May 5, 2018
Get the Powdered Milkmug. No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023
Get the No milk todaymug. by Gfttcft November 22, 2016
Get the baged milkmug. by DoctorMorbius,Michaelthethird June 1, 2022
Get the Flickin’ Milkmug. After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021
Get the milk the beanmug. Broooo last night, I a girl gave me a Milk Job while my drake playlist was playing in the background. Does that count?
by Yaalis May 14, 2025
Get the Milk Jobmug.