Slut in Law

When your slutty sister-in-law is fucks everyone including you.
Is Karen coming over? Yes? Okay.

<Fuck, I need to rail that slut in law.>
by Godddoghot December 26, 2019
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leach's law

The premise that when someone throws an accusation of mansplaining into an argument, they automatically lose said argument since their only counter is the gender of the speaker.
Person 1- the earth is flat
Person 2- no it isn't! There is plenty of evidence saying otherwise.
Person 1- Stop Mansplaining!
Person 2- under the terms of Leach's Law, I declare myself the winner and bid you good day.
by EnigmaAlex November 04, 2017
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finance law

adding up department, place where addin masheens are used
That bloody Kes in finance has swiped me addin masheen again.
by Aslan June 14, 2004
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Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"
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Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)
Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law
by this_is_a_recorded_message December 20, 2023
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"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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Sanderson's Law

as an online discussion regarding fiction recommendations grows longer, the probability of Brandon Sanderson's Way of Kings being recommended approaches 1
"I asked on Reddit for books similar to Twilight and got 8 recommendations for the Way of Kings"

"Sanderson's Law in action my friend"
by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 27, 2020
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