J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025

J-Truck

When ever your homie has a dump truck and their name starts with a J.

Dang Jalen, you’ve got a J-Truck. Since when have you been packin all that cake.

by Joe Mamma( * ) March 16, 2021

j and a

Simps for each other brainless dont know why they talk and jj has a little🍤🤏 and avalynn is a🐍.

JJ and AVALYNN sitting in a tree s-i-m-p-i-n-g first come s then i then m and finally p-i-n-g.

by bigdaddychet69420 January 2, 2021

J-Squirtt

Gettin' at some beezies and gettin what yo be needin from dem

I was J-Squirttin at the party all night

by Gangsta J-squirtt May 4, 2009

Lift J

To bet a blow Job on a ski lift

She was so good when she gave me that Lift J

by numb2tuch March 3, 2008

/j

when you are joking on discord

i wanna touch you /j

by johnmarston221 January 13, 2025

J-dog

isabelles friend James who’s ovsessed with Isabelle, also looks like Russell from up. Cutest human ever❤️Get yourself a j-dog

Isabelle: “ hi this is my friend j-dog” James: “hi nice to meet you I’m your guardian angel, pick your favourite balloon colour”

by Isabelle xoxo April 13, 2020