Asher p

Asher p is the best guy around
He’s the hottest at the slickest the funniest

And not to mention what a good kisser he is

And loves getting big with the boys
Overall asher p is perfect

Asher p is so hot

by Asher p March 4, 2022

P

Short for pretty

Nick: That was p lame :\

by Hmmmmahhhhh March 10, 2019

P head

match.

P Head was a terror's face scares.

by SYLVEONCRUSH1234 September 4, 2018

qazxswcderfvbgtyhnujm,kiol./;p

when you are above the final stage of boredom and put down qazxswcderfvbgtyhnujm,kiol./;p just to see and procrastinate even more

Jeff: qazxswcderfvbgtyhnujm,kiol./;p
Bill: wtf man
Jeff: idk anymore

by anonymous September 15, 2020

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

p

p

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by UrMom1696969 May 18, 2021

Read p

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see

Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p

by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021