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Blue Dog

slang for a police officer, less controversial than calling them pigs, but holds more disdain than just calling them a cop.
"blue" from the color of their uniform, "dog" for several reasons, including their use of drug sniffing dogs and police dogs, they are expected to follow orders, they can be violent, sniffing their noses in people's business, etc. etc.
A: man some blue dog pointed a gun at my brother just cause he was walkin around his own neighborhood!

A: hey man how's it goin? you get any trouble from blue dogs lately?
B: nah man, there's nothin on me for those hounds to sniff out anyway
by tuffluck April 17, 2020
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dog pour

A "dog pour" occurs when someone sits / kneels on the ground (usually outside) while a partner pours a drink into their mouth from a significant distance overhead.
"Diego had to be at least 10 feet above her in a tree, but Shannon had no problem finishing off that dog pour... What a superstar."
by RoidsOfBamftt November 8, 2009
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Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018
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Dog Slave

A term used in olden times to represent that the person this term is being used on is a dog; of little importance and is also a slave; a person who is also a slave.
Sharkqueshadevonhumon III: DOG SLAVE!

Joe Mama: I am indeed a dog slave for I have sinned. Please grant me the pleasantries of death and make it quick as to get rid of a nuisance to society.
by zxa lol March 6, 2021
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corn dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass until she shits on your sick then she licks it off
Rogers girl gave him a corn dog
by Big cocks get shat on May 2, 2018
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Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!
Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!
by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011
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loving dog

A males penis used for loving a girl sometimes called your wiener dog
by Longschlong68 June 14, 2017
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