Dirty Lindy

When you wake up in a place that looks like your bathroom and your daughter is taking all your money.

"This looks like MY bathroom! Are you trying to Dirty Lindy me?

by TCA Danger October 28, 2011

Dirty Blair

When eating out your spouse after ejaculating in them, usually followed by vomiting.

She was still keen so I gave her a dirty Blair after smashing her box in.

by Hpatps March 28, 2020

Dirty Schnauzer

The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.

It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer

by petebrew February 23, 2011

Dirty Tomlin

When you shove a football up a girls vagina, pull it out and throw a tight spiral to her sister. The spiral must be tight, or the tomlin cannot be completed. This act refers to the Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin due to confidential reasons.

I was over at Susie's house playing with my new Nike football so I decided I might as well break it in with a perfectly--timed Dirty Tomlin... her sister Bonita did not appreciate it though

by rugbysens February 24, 2010

dirty suzanna

a girl with a big booty and a big heart. she’s a freak in sheets, give good head, and likes to be on her back. dirty suzanna’s are lowkey nymphos

betty and i hooked up turned out she was a dirty suzanna... i think i fell in love

by yourboyfriends_lover May 13, 2020

Dirty Rainbow

When you shit across the bottom of someone's windshield, so that when they turn on their windshield wipers, a glorious rainbow of shit is painted behind the wipers.

Pat: Hey why does John look so pissed all of a sudden?
Sam: Oh I gave him a dirty rainbow
Pat: Wow that's so wizard

by FriedGreenEggs February 12, 2017

the dirty zt

When a girl performs 30 second of oral sex on a guy and then stops. the guy then terminates hooking up with the girl and proceeds to jerk himself off while she is in the room.

"Man did you hear what Alex did to Linda"
"Yeah, I heard he gave her the Dirty Zt, how awkward for Linda!"

by Honest Do-gooder September 28, 2009