by Triggered2 May 11, 2025

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.
Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.
by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

A violent form of self-torture.
A bad way to lose your lunch.
The fecal matter sprays out while it remains to be extremely hot. Therefore burning your butthole. Can be accompanied with screaming.
A bad way to lose your lunch.
The fecal matter sprays out while it remains to be extremely hot. Therefore burning your butthole. Can be accompanied with screaming.
Guy 1: Dood I knew I shouldn't of eaten Taco Bell! It gave me a Black Blizzard of Liquid Fire!
Guy 2: I warned you man...
Guy 1: I know, now I'm gonna be sore all week and my boss is gonna ask why I'm limping again...*sigh*
Guy 2: I warned you man...
Guy 1: I know, now I'm gonna be sore all week and my boss is gonna ask why I'm limping again...*sigh*
by wolfclaw92 August 14, 2008

An expression used to go tell someone to die in a fire. You could use this phrase in a number of scenarios and situations.
1) When you want someone to leave or you just don't care about what they're saying.
2)When you're mad at someone or something because they sound like a total idiot.
3) Used to curse at your teachers because they're mean and assign too much homework because they can't properly teach the subject.
1) When you want someone to leave or you just don't care about what they're saying.
2)When you're mad at someone or something because they sound like a total idiot.
3) Used to curse at your teachers because they're mean and assign too much homework because they can't properly teach the subject.
1) Die in a fire bro I don't care that you got a 97.
2)You think 63-56 is 17? Go die in a fire!
3) Die in a fire Mrs. Douville! Do you seriously think I can complete pages 235, 236, 237, 238, and 239 for tomorrow's class?
2)You think 63-56 is 17? Go die in a fire!
3) Die in a fire Mrs. Douville! Do you seriously think I can complete pages 235, 236, 237, 238, and 239 for tomorrow's class?
by Lyn'slifeissad November 12, 2022

A phrase uttered by only the bravest of men, while standing atop a chair and using only brute force and one’s forehead to open a jar of peanut butter.
by GloriousOldZoo April 29, 2021

by billgatesthe3rd May 6, 2020
