Scissor sauce is the act of shooting a rollover or what they call a snake shot in foosball. While shooting an offensive shot the shooter scores the ball going diagonal between the two defending guys. Once the ball is made the shooter Taps his hip with his hand in a cocky manner and says, " you just got scissor sauce"
We just got done playing foosball and man did I give him some scissor sauce...
I scissor sauced all over the defense playing foosball tonight.
I scissor sauced all over the defense playing foosball tonight.
by anonymous January 21, 2026
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As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.
It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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