Idaho chicken coop

When you take a lubed up egg, slide it into the vagina, and fuck it. Fuck hard enough to break the egg so when you cum, you get a yolky cream pie. Then you make scrambled eggs with the mix and serve her breakfast in bed.

Melissa: hey Becky do you want to grab breakfast?
Becky: no thanks. my boyfriend is so sweet, me gave me an idaho chicken coop this morning
Melissa: omg, lucky

by thahandycaphawaiian January 14, 2018

Chicken Shit Assholes

A phrase made famous but the incredible movie "The China Syndrome". Used in cases of extreme desperation and drama. Chicken Shit Assholes, is a phrase not to be taken lightly.

When Chelsea's sandwich made Toby vomit he screamed out in exasperation "CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLES!!!!!"

by Tksv96 November 24, 2011

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

kicken the chicken

just relaxin` with some cheesy b's, think bout teachers with amsdogg, cassdog, laudog, lozdog, shazdog, ambdog, samdog n eldog...dodge the nuggets...n shit...

oh just at mackackers kicken the chicken...

by your momma's so skinny May 2, 2006

Chicken Curry Pancake

English Slang for a girl of south asian descent who in appearance is quite desirable, and worth having sexual relations with. Dresses like a normal person, doesn't wear the burkha which makes her look like a walking postbox.

Horatio - "You seen that asian girl over there?"
Tarquin - "Which one, that one wearing those stupid rags and who smells like shit, or the little Chicken Curry Pancake?"

by Crackabiss September 15, 2010

Texas Chicken Wrap

When 2 people from Texas make love with 1 chicken
1 male inserts his penis into the back of the chicken and the other male inserts his penis into the chickens mouth/ beak

Guy 1: Dude lets have a Texas Chicken Wrap

Guy 2: yeah my friend did that last week, he said it was amazing

by Mr.cockadome August 22, 2011

circle jerk chicken

When men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.

Hey, I just had a tasty circle jerk chicken

by Helovesthistown February 28, 2014