The old H

Heroin

I've developed a bit of a bad habit with the old H.

by ElzearYoung June 19, 2025

Fatty Old

Something that is awesome or really good

Geezer 1: “Just bagged a 3.5 fiddy from the plug”
Geezer 2: “Blud that’s fatty old”

by a Ningen is a Japanese manfish March 10, 2024

OLD

adjective: of the age of having multiple children

man you are OLD, like a whole oldie

by Iroma October 20, 2020

old people's self-reward

A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)

It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Old fashioned

Your basic pinkie reach around in the butthole

Jerry came over with bill and we had ourselves a good old fashioned

by Pinklady127 September 10, 2021

Old Hoji

A derogatory term, used to define someone who behaves like a child, seeks attention, doesn't take accountability for their actions and often tries to justify their actions when they are clearly wrong.

Ugh you see her, she's acting a lot like Old Hoji. It's pissing everyone off..

by HojiOrange September 20, 2024

Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024