pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

grandpibling-in-law

1- Grandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's grandpibling.

My grandpibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

Boss-in-law

Your boss' boss.

My boss-in-law called me to get office to see if I would be get inside spy on my boss.

by Ugly IT Chick August 29, 2014

grandnephew-in-law

1. The grandson-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandson of one's spouse's sibling.

My grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.

Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room

by Helperofheight April 15, 2022

Bricknell's Law

If things have been going fairly well, and equilibrium in a social situation has been roughly established, the system will immediately tend toward a chaos fueled by miseducation.

Man, 2016 was a perfect example of Bricknell's Law.

Oh, like the burning of the library of Alexandria?
Yeah, exactly.

by b3113 November 16, 2016

Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course

by A dictionary October 31, 2020