Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

dead vc

a discord voice channel that hundreds of kids join, but no one ever speaks in.

Wow this is a dead vc...

by deadperson1 October 12, 2020

dead

Something that is really boring, annoying, or bad.

"Damn, his shoes are so dead"

"You're so dead at that game"

"Geography class is so dead"

by Thomas68 September 24, 2016

Dying dead bones dust

You are so defeated you not only die but go all the way back to dirt.
Can also be used when someone wheezes their lungs out

'Someone in vc wheezes so hard that they break their voice'
" bro he straight went dying dead bones dust"

by Astralius February 7, 2022

Drop Dead Fred

When you're completely naked in public, getting oral while standing, and you got dropkicked from behind by a homeless guy named Fred.

I was getting head from Sarah at the park when all of a sudden a man pulled a Drop Dead Fred on me and then the caps came and we got busted.

by Austronomy February 23, 2024

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Dead Internet

Mass produced content generated by AI from idea to publish, created in such a way that no human was ever involved in the making of said media. Often easier to spot than ones where humans are involved.

The triple digit viewcount on youtube videos is often a dead giveaway that the content is dead internet.

by totallynotthewetbandits November 10, 2025