pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

Bum juice

The last ounce or 1/2 ounce of an alcoholic beverage left in a drink. Bottom of the drink or backwash of a beverage. Scuzz.

"are you going to drink that? Nah that shits bum juice.

by Hemrocker June 21, 2019

Bum

Lizabeth Liera

Liz youre a bum

by Steve Has Job October 24, 2019

Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.

As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.

by Lovebun27 November 8, 2022

Bum

A word describing the majority of people in this world and this word is owned by one person that starts with a s....y....d..

Taylor Emma and hunter are bums

by Sgj2006 September 4, 2019

bum chong

When you’re girlfriend puts a elf bar or any vape in ur asshole and then she takes a hit as u fart so the air going in her elf bar is ur fart

me and the mrs did a bum chong last night

by bumchonger1 July 20, 2022

soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019