Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

taco bell dump

A large behemoth of a dump that completely demolishes your toilet and can only be The result of eating 3 or more items from Taco Bell with extra fire sauce.

Bro 1: Hey dude are you hungover from last night?
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.

by JPOW 2 January 6, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

del taco

Somewhere you wanna take someone to have sex with them

Whoa look at that guy, I’d go to del taco with him

by lanastan666 January 13, 2024

Post taco bell clarity

The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever

“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama

by WC_Quizzy January 14, 2024