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Wasabi's Law

If it burns going in it will burn coming out.
Geees, that sushi was hot when I ate it and hot when it came out.

Bruh, that's wasabi's law.
by Ohhey83 February 24, 2021
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lawful neutral

When they say ya do it but they realy mean no don't that is lawful neutral
by Datttt guuuuy October 28, 2021
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pibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's spouse.
My pibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Stephenson's Law

The tendency of a party to copy-and-paste a set of rules relating to an area of knowledge one has a limited understanding of into an agreement, especially when this action is done after a particularly brief google search of the knowledge area.

The term is may have originated among neck-bearded keyboard-commando's, but its precise history is unclear.
"Why do you think they put those terms into the contract?"

"Oh, I dunno. Stephenson's Law I guess."
by chubb-c December 2, 2021
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Megan’s law

Law against sex offenders that megan thee stallion used in her song to diss Nicki but Nicki still the queen so idgaf
These goes don’t be mad at Megan they be mad at Megan’s law
by Thatmaingirlyyallluv February 1, 2024
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
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great-grandfather-in-law

great-grandfather-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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