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Bic's Law

Bic's Law states that 1.) No matter how many lighters you buy, there will always be times of abundant lighters, and there will always be times of no lighters.
2.) There will always be a lighter when you are in need
3.) If there are no lighters to be found ask the person on your right again.
Right before we found a lighter We recalled Bic's Law. We had a laugh, forgot about it and then found the lighter on the table.
by JINB May 26, 2018
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Huntrod's Law

coined by the philosopher, Patrick Huntrods, the law states that any headline containing the word "woke" can be summarily dismissed as racist propaganda.
Did you see the headline, "What will it take to get the woke folks to 'jump the shark'?" Man, I totally invoked Huntrod's Law.
by Lenin23 October 21, 2021
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Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
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segals law

Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
by zkrcast December 24, 2023
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Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection
Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
by no good names work October 9, 2021
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grandniece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.
My grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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law of group photos

When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group
Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics

Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
by Gene Atel Fischer May 23, 2020
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