A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.
Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
by Amogusss June 13, 2022

by Willmc6144 November 22, 2020

“mummy can I have v-bucks for fortnite?”
“no Timmy you may not have any v-bucks”
*smashing of console intensifies”
“no Timmy you may not have any v-bucks”
*smashing of console intensifies”
by Realtor Joe December 30, 2020

fortnite is a gay rip off of pubg, where the shotguns do 3 damage from 0.1 meters, people kill their mum's for fortnite.
by UnJimKong September 25, 2019

That one game that still to this day of you reading this (I hope) is still making people a ton of money from things like YouTube, Twitch, eSports, and more. They absolutely love to listen to the community and put in big robots to force players back to other games. And now they're gonna copy and paste an avengers story and make it their "own".
Little Timmy: "Who wants to play fortnite?"
Absolutely no one: "meeee!!"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT??"
Absolutely no one: "meeee!!"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT??"
by The_Lost_Ninja August 29, 2020

by Elijah Rodriguez February 7, 2019

by CHILD._. December 5, 2023
