Dead

What Happens When You try to cut Karen in line at Walmart.

"That dude tried to cut me in line at walmart now he is dead" said Karen

by Karen's Son April 30, 2020

phat dead leg

Phat dead leg is a painful dead leg.

"I've got a phat dead leg"

by Escape2wonderland October 11, 2016

Brain Dead

Andrew when he plays Overwatch

“Did you see that dood he’s brain dead

by Nat big homo June 2, 2019

Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.

DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.

by MrWang45 April 11, 2011

Happy he's dead

You were happy when my shit was stolen. You reminded me every day how happy you were that my shit was stolen and that I had to sit here and work as my work was being stolen. So no you don't give a fuck about liberty or personal property rights. You give a fuck about YOU not getting murdered for this and being perceived as being better than someone you are not better than.

Hym "So I wouldn't say I'm happy he's dead... It's more like, I want the money and the credit I'm entitled to and I don't give a fuck about a YouTube bitch getting shot for a REASON that the YouTube fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY BE TRUST TO TELL YOU... So! Notice how I'm NOT getting murdered. Because according to the news it's coming from the left AND right... AT both the left and right... But NOT at me. I wouldn't test the dead man switch if I were them either but STILL. Even I could see how I would be considered reprehensible and/or killable! But these idiots just don't get it. They legitimately don't see themselves as killable! It is unreal. THEY can never be morally wrong. It's not a possibility in their own minds. Crazy."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

"I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck."

by L. G. Flavopalliatus January 15, 2025