pajama butter

After waking up from a wet dream.

Dude, I woke up with pajama butter.

by L3R01 January 21, 2018

Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 01, 2021

hotel butter

The residue that's scraped off of used hotel sheets

I prefer my steak with a side of hotel butter

by The Barbarian Philosopher March 23, 2017

Anal Butter

Lubricant

Babe pass me the anal butter

by Kaylas Eddie December 11, 2017

Lung Butter

Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.

The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.

by LeftCoastOriginal November 20, 2018

Lung Butter

The mucus you cough up - usually in the morning after smoking excessivly the night before.

Good morning darling... Yikes! That's some serious lung butter you just coughed up.

by ChewingGin August 03, 2023

Lung Butter

The viscous, yellow-green fluid coughed up after playing a reeded instrument for a prolonged period of time. Such as a clarinet or the bagpipes

Man 1: i played my pipes for three hours yesterday and had to cough up about four pounds of lung butter.

Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.

by Therealrothman November 25, 2016