mexican dyke

A mexican woman whom enjoys carpet munching.

Look at that fat mexican dyke eating carpet

by Dick hitswater June 24, 2018

Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.

Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!

by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011

Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020

mexican rough rider

When a woman puts hot sauce on your dick and rides it till it's raw.

Dude, me and that girl at the party did the Mexican Rough rider in the bathroom I still can't feel my crotch.

by rarooklol May 18, 2016

The Zesty Mexican

A young, latino "male" who often associates with gay men and snow bunnies. The Zesty Mexican not only has thick thighs, but has quite the attraction to them. A typical Zesty Mexican may enjoy more water-down versions of his own cuisine, such as tex-mex. Said zesty Mexican usually lives somewhere Utah so he may be integrated into the bland white culture that the piece of shit state presents. Although a zesty Mexican is still Mexican, just by talking to one, you would think he is a homosexual white male, despite his obviously threatening presence

"Look at The Zesty Mexican! Boy does he look like a white dude!"

by SkellyGuy December 2, 2025

Mexican Dogshit

A joint or a blunt that contains dogshit rolled into it.

Stoner 1: Wanna roll one?
Stoner 2: Hell yeah! I wanna try that Mexican dogshit!
Stoner 1: You're retarded as hell, bruh...

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 10, 2024

Mexican-Tuxido

A button down short-sleeved dress shirt (design optional) that only has the top button being used,usually worn with an undershirt and a bandanna.this fashion statement is also found with African-American individuals in the ghetto.

i think i'm going to start wearing the Mexican-Tuxido.

by zandasun October 19, 2015