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Double Jump Slap

Defined: During sex, doggy-style whilst standing up. When you get to the point of cumming way too early than you wanted too. So you pull out, literally jump straight up and do hand motions as if you are taking a jump-shot in basketball. On the way down, you open your palms up and slap both butt cheeks with full desire.

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"Bro! Last night I was with this chick, we got freaky in bed and I gave her a double Jump slap her".
by Burner Mike 7 August 16, 2019
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april double fools

The day after April 1st, doubling the fools makes April 2nd.
You mom straight ...
April double fools
by Cookielauncher May 20, 2018
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Double drive thru

A sex act in which two males insert both of their penises into one woman's vagina, pull out, and then insert both of their members into another woman's anus immediately after, transitioning back and forth between the two.
Damn, I say since this double date is going so well that we go to a hotel for a double drive thru
by Sec c Bois June 16, 2017
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double yoshi exploshi

Wooshi it's a double Yoshi exploshi!!!!!!
by Trains Lol December 8, 2017
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chinese double twister

when a guy shoves eggroles up his asshole and then shats it into the partners mouth
when we were at minglings dynasty for dinner we snuck into the bathroom i performerd a chinese double twister, it was magical.
by Gerald Archibald February 18, 2017
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Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.
Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"
by ThePotatard June 19, 2016
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Double Dog Ghosting

A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.
I can't believe Edson ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.
by the creeper May 4, 2018
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