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Bum Fuzzle

To be retarded. Couldn’t be able to talk until 15. HITS THE BALL WHEN NOT IMPORTANT
Justin stop being a bum fuzzle like masi and baker.
by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020
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Stench bum

When your bum produces sweat and smell from a warm surface
Mary, my you have quite a stench bum
by Ashenangelone February 1, 2019
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Bum Whop

To have anal sex.
"Me and April did the bum whop last night"
by Dill Wum December 2, 2009
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
mugGet the Bum cummug.

Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.
"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"
mugGet the Bum-Stalkermug.

Bum hole

by Ur proper October 28, 2019
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bum aids

a sexually transmitted disease known as bum aids coming from hiv how ever you can only get this by having sex with a ranga comonly known as a fat peice of shit you can die idk
guy: just fucked a male ranga
obama: yep u got bum aids
by rangaman July 17, 2021
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