The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
Get the Bird Blindnessmug. When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.
by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025
Get the Spiteful Birdmug. In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.
In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."
You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."
You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!
Person 2: I did. That's called skill.
Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.
Example 2
Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.
Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!
Person 2: I did. That's called skill.
Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.
Example 2
Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.
Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
by superunknown-mpls August 11, 2023
Get the Dirty Birdmug. 
When one person takes a shot through a straw and spits it into another persons mouth. Just like a mommy bird does to their baby.
Ben: the fuck are Jamie and nick doing with the tequila
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”
by Nguy69 December 7, 2018
Get the Baby-Birdingmug. Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man
Person 2: Thanks man
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
Get the Bird's Nestmug. by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023
Get the Emu the birdmug.