Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 19, 2015

shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...

(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?

by Huthost March 20, 2020

Bird boxing

When you're sucking a guys dick while driving.

I couldn't see because I was bird boxing while driving

by Staywetbb November 28, 2019

grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

anti-whirly bird

the art of grabbing your flacid cock and swinging it in a counter clockwise direction.

"Watch me do the anti-whirly bird for the whole school"

by W^2 May 08, 2010

Blue Birding

Blue birding is when an older male preys on younger women on Discord. Men who Blue Bird often make alt accounts just to continue to manipulate and seduce innocent young girls online.

Loco: Oprh is full of people that are blue birding...That shit is crazy.

by Descending Dusk. Wei July 24, 2021

hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

by supereboy February 04, 2021