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The Chocolate Shooting Star

when you and a significant other are 69'ing and the womans ass is in the are and projectile shits into the air
Beck:I hit adam with The Chocolate Shooting Star
by xxXOsitoXxx March 9, 2020
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Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.
1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.
by LilGanja1337 February 8, 2024
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Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018
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Chocolate Dubloon

When two or more twinks complete anal palpation, copulation, or really any other kind of ass play.
MMM.. Kevin can I have your chocolate dubloon.
by KEVINSACUNT March 31, 2017
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Strawberry Chocolate Surprise

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.
by jett777 July 3, 2017
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bed chocolate

Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.

Hobo 2: STANKY!
by killbo December 15, 2011
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Eat chocolate all day

You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october
by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020
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