Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

bird pooping

why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep

by iamsokawaiiuwu May 13, 2022

Mama Birding

After ejaculating on your partner, you slurp up your cum and feed it to them with your own mouth.

"She said I could finish wherever I wanted, so I decided to give her a Mama Birding!"

by npc133 February 12, 2024

Baby Birding

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.

The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.

FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.

by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022

Flappy bird

A female with enormous beef curtains, (fanny flaps)

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'

by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021

Bird

Thot ; annoying ratchet female

She’s really a bird , she never stops clapping

by Slopes best February 9, 2019

Bird

"Bird" adjective used as an insult.
A person of lower intellect who's usually very destructive mean or vile.
Also sometimes referred to as an "avian" or a specific species of bird in

order to emphasize their simple nature such as calling someone a pigeon

who are also known as "flying rats" in some cities.

"You good for nothing bird!"
"All you are is a simple-minded bird."

by teemo_extreamo October 31, 2023