Emo Syndrome

1.)A term used to describe one who is emo. Sympetoms include:
Butt like chin
Horrible hair style
Dresses ugly
Having your water bottle stolen
Haven your door stop taken
Teaching at some horrible school (like ACES)

Yo man Konfala is such a loser he must have emo syndrome!!!!!

by i2eally January 27, 2007

emo sweater

Sweats that were made popular by weezer's Sweater song.

If you want you can destroy my sweater.

by Stivers November 17, 2004

emo kissing

doesnt exist if it does normally between two guys if not two extremely ugly girls

is tht emo kissing?????????????? no.... he's just ewwwwwww wait nope i cant tell anymore

by darkfire0215 February 28, 2007

new emo

A very broad range of musical genres all clumped together and Called "emo" but actually completely different genres.
Bands like black veil brides or sleeping with sirens or any other generic scene-looking bands are called emo; generic Pop bands like paramore are called emo; generic Pop Punk bands like mcr or fall out boy are called Emo.
Real emo bands are from the early 80s and dont really look like anything. Also see "punk" and "alternative".
Real Emo:
get up kids
jawbox
jawbreaker
jets to brazil
mineral
samiam
smashing pumpkins
sunny day real estate

texas is the reason
moss icon
embrace
rites of spring
hüsker dü

Fake emo/not emo:
pierce the veil
paramore
alesana
sleeping with sirens
blink 182

green day
black veil brides
my chemical romance
chiodos
(Basically any band that shows men with makeup on)

xxxxxxxxxxemoxxxxxxxxx: I love MCR they are so emo
real emo person: no Jawbreaker is emo. Thou shalt go to youtube and look up Jawbreaker - Lawn else you will die.
xxxxxxxxxxemoxxxxxxxxx I have listened to the Jawbreaker king of all bands and t'is delicious. i hate new emo.

by TheMisunderstood November 5, 2012

emo juice

Blood and semen mixed together. Usually accomplished by making a horizontal cut across the pee hole of a penis and then ejaculating.

Hey pal, cut my dick so I can shoot emo juice in your face and or mouth, you hose bot!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

emo kid

i'm an all rounder, love sci fi, listen to rock, write songs and poems, lord of the rings, and still i'm classed as a nerd/geek? i read comics, enjoy company, never cry, have a messenger bag, love life, writing a novel, am i an emo kid?

Have i driven them both away?
from my lonely side
misunderstanding all the signals
how could i've been so blind

she hasn't wrote
and still knowing
i remain in wait
what was it that i done
that drove them both away

what do you think?

to my understanding, the kid that hates life, slits his/her wrists, wears black, has that hair cut, and listens to "counter culture" music?

sorry for being such a stereotype, i know that not all emo kids are messed up, but the picture the rest of us get is this, so fix up your image

by A K 07 October 21, 2007

gangsta emo

When you are so emo, you're no longer gay and you become a gangster.

In the manga Naruto, Pein suffers throughout his life. Instead if wearing all black, cutting himself, and crying, he blows up the Hidden Leaf Village

Dude, I just beacame gangsta emo. My gf left me and I killed that hoe!

by GloverX10 August 11, 2009