Fortnite

The main cause of autism, other than Team 10, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, and Dabbing. (no offence to autistic people.)
Mom: Why did you waste our credit card money?!?!?!?!?!??
Autistic Kid: Gotta get the V-bucks foe dem llamas, mom.
Mom: Im sick and tired of you playing that game and wasting our money!

Autistic Kid: Mom, im having fun.

Mom:You know what?! No fortnite for 5 months!
Autistic Kid: W-what?
Autistic Kid: N-no F-fort-n-nite?
Autistic Kid: MOM PLEASE!
Autistic Kid: :Crying:
Mom: :Takes Fortnite:
Mom: :Leaves:
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fortnite

A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mostly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults seem to be contracted with this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is communicable by means of brainwash, blackmail, and peer pressure from former close ones, who are now just online "friends"
Sam: hey i play fortnite.
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?
by My Life Is Meaningless October 24, 2019
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Fortnite

a stupid game made by gay people and is ruining the gaming industry

morgz has plenty of fortnite wins and he is the third best player just behind big jill and ali-a

fortnite is very very gay

kids have used their moms credit cards too much and that is very illegal and naughty

ninja is my favourite stremar
EXAMPLE 1
Person1: Hey do you play fortnite?
Person2: yeah bro you got the battle pass yet?
Person1: no u gay

Example 2
FORTNITE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE
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fortnite

Mike: hey wyd?
Tim: I’m playing fortnite.
Mike: ew shit! :/
by gilda. February 14, 2021
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fortnite

playing at home with having this fucking new video game
by toetuu November 26, 2018
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Flick (fortnite)

A FLICK IS SOMETHING ONLY PRO PLAYERS CAN MAKE
by Nicol4j October 20, 2019
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Fortnite

A game played by try-hard who want to be YouTube famous for getting wins they will never get lol!usually played by pathetic people who dont have anything good to do with their time 😀 also an abbreviation for two weeks:)
I wanna be like YT Ninja
We you play Fortnite
by BUMHOLIO12123 April 24, 2020
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