douchey taco

a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.

"Man, he was a douchey taco?"
"Yeah but at least he was trying to hide it by dating a girl."

by awkwardgirly June 20, 2016

Glossy Taco

Simply Nailogical's version of a nail polish top coat.

I have to put the glossy taco on my nail to make the holo shinier.

by Real funny definitions April 18, 2018

Taco Fail

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)

Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact

by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019

Taco

Taco is a solar and friendly person. Taco is the funny guy that every friends group needs. Beeing Taco is a mood, it’s a lifestyle

Hey what’s up Taco.
You are such a Taco

by Bob is already taken November 23, 2021

Taco

A god-sent gift from heaven.
A joy to tastebuds, and Harry Styles' favorite food.

Tac-o's!

May: I love tacos.
Anna: who doesn't?
Harry: Tac-o's!

by IronMan'SChika June 4, 2013

taco flush

the act performed while having intercourse with a woman, where a man will begin to pee inside her

I was railing her from behind, but this beer was running right through me. So I gave her a taco flush

by Timmilicious87 April 19, 2015

Soft tacos day

in 11/30 its soft tacos day after pariticipating in kiss a furry day you are forced to participate in soft tacos day and even if you didnt participate you still can!

"Hey dude its soft tacos day"
"yay"

by Merkip November 30, 2021