may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

may 29th

national jana be nice to jana day

i’m gonna be nice the whole day on may 29th!

by yurlol May 29, 2021

may 3

annoy ella day the day where any ella yk u have to bother the shit out of steal there things, tease them, etc

may 3- hey there’s ella let’s go steal her water bottle

by urmom_dabomb May 3, 2022

may lynn

A May Lynn is not an average kind of girl. She is hardworking and won’t stop until she gets to her goals. She is a little shy when you first meet her, but she is outgoing, and very active when you befriend her. May Lynn is the trustworthy kind of girl. And very honest too. She is intelligent, and wants to take every chance to learn something new.

May Lynn is very nice/Kind to whoever she meets, the hero kind of girl.

by Windale July 31, 2019

May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022

May the 4th be with you!

National star wars day, dress up like a star wars character. No one can stop you from creating a lightsaber fight in the middle of the store or school hallways.

"May the 4th be with you! Fight me cowarddd."

by winter_magic May 3, 2022

Mays

She likes to dance also she is bi and he/her idk why and how but she likes this guy moaz and every lil huddy there also Your love has lifted me to the greatest heights imaginable. I am deeply hurt, and my heart will undoubtedly be scarred because we can't be together. I don't think I'll ever find a love as true as ours, and I'm not sure I ever want to try. Although you can't take me with you, I've given you my heart to keep forever
By moaz Abdulshakor

I just fucked Mays

by The sad George fliyd November 1, 2021