May the fourth be with you

“National get annoyed that everyone says this phrase and your whole mood is ruined Day”

“Yeah bro I just got off of school and so many nerds kept saying May The Fourth Be With You, like bruh your the seventh person that has told me that today”

by Highhawawa420 May 16, 2021

May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_)

May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_

You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3

Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !

by viioal May 23, 2022

Maybe-May

The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.

I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.

by JaxU April 27, 2021

May 27th

Hang out with your bestie all day

On may 27th you hang out with your bestie

by Mlcg1 May 26, 2022

May

Fulfilling the american dream

“I’m trying to be more May-ish currently”

by Palsito December 18, 2021

May 17

A beautiful,shy,loving girl. She tried her best at drawing but still sucks at it. If you ever asked her out her big,strong💪🏽,and very handsome boyfriend Vash will tell you to “fuck off mate”(She also harasses Vash because of his dumpy)

Wow she is amazing! Her boyfriend is thicker than her did you know her birthday is on May 17

by Mylittlepomy76 November 23, 2021

11th may

if you were born on this day you’re a fucking legend, you’re kind, beautiful, smart, hot and all that. never forget that

someone: omg that girl over there is so cool why?
me: she’s born on the 11th may that’s why
someone: okay then i understand

by idontlikeyouhusysojunoj November 24, 2021