jail taco

them beefy meat shells in the jails = jail tacos. think about that shit. got a little spice to em and all
cops locked me up, caught chlamydia from the damn jail tacos. i should move for a mistrial from the food poisoning.
by bebekidd May 02, 2025
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scruffy taco

A drive thru order straight from taco bell containing hairy vagina lips
I couldnt get enough of that scruffy taco, so I ordered a dozen.
by smegmasam January 25, 2016
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Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.
"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."
by nervous_child May 19, 2020
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Nuclear Taco

When your girl mukbangs at Taco Bell and ends up with explosive diarrhea so bad her pussy smells like a 2 week old burrito supreme.
Damn, my girl pigged out at Taco Bell and ended up with a Nuclear Taco. She got the shits so bad her snatch smelled like her asshole.
by Methy Barbie June 09, 2023
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Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.
My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.
by Richard Cranium Sr. August 07, 2017
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taco burgers

Dat yum-yum-suck-ya-fingers-clean 9000 schmack yo momma shyt.
Tried to make some zestie sammaches but accidentally threw down some taco burgers.
by Fukmeupfambam April 10, 2022
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Taco burger

Definitely one of those perfect muffs that looks like a hamburger patty but once you get inside you still find a tasty taco.
That chick had the best manicured Taco Burger I've ever had the chance to devour
by John D. Rockefelon November 01, 2023
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