Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.

1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton

by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022

rule 909

you know too much "things"

rule 909 is like rule 34 and "more", you freak

by anonymous #83649 April 16, 2024

North Korean Rule

also known as "North Korean Law" a rule that is not very lenient and restricts people from doing many things

California has a lot of North Korean rules

by TokenIranian August 5, 2016

The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

Rule 1999

If it is a game, there is a roblox copy of it.

A: Did you hear about the new Changed clone on Roblox now?
B: Really now? A furry fetish game on Roblox of ALL places?
A: Yes, ever read Rule 1999 on the internet?

by Marzsala February 22, 2023

rule 11-11

If it exists on the internet, there's a mod for it in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

"I wish I could play a game where I'm a hot Kawaii Vampire Assassin." "Rule 11-11, did you look for a Skyrim mod?"

by FuzzieChikun August 21, 2021