taco taint

The female equililant to a cock block

Don't taco taint my ass bitch, he's hot.

by Biggie Bigs June 20, 2017

Taco burger

Definitely one of those perfect muffs that looks like a hamburger patty but once you get inside you still find a tasty taco.

That chick had the best manicured Taco Burger I've ever had the chance to devour

by John D. Rockefelon November 1, 2023

taco truck

a truck full of taco goodness that come to places of hunger in the dead of night

Niall: @Ashton5SOS what the fook is a taco truck ?
Ashton: @NiallOfficial a truck full of taco goodness that come to places of hunger in the dead of night

by ArianaTomlinson September 21, 2016

Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.

Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.

by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013

Taco

Delicious pancake with succulent juicy meaties.

Cade: Oh my goodness is that a delicious pancake with succulent juicy meaties!?!?!?

Jaylee: no…it’s a frickin taco

by Big shins mcgee May 22, 2022

taco sundae

It's when you have sex and the guy pulls out and then releases his whip cream over the taco. Also can be referred to as the pull and pray method.

Last night we did the taco sundae so *** doesn't get knocked up.

by imachick December 8, 2010

glossy taco

A joke made by Simply Nailogical viewers (who call themselves holosexuals). The nail youtuber used to say to apply a "glossy top coat" to the nails, which was misheard as "glossy taco" and was widely talked about in the comments of SimplyNailogical's (Cristines) videos. Cristine heard about this and now says "glossy taco" in her videos instead of "glossy top coat".

Christine: "Now we'll apply a glossy taco to our nails."

by a homosexual holosexual August 14, 2017