by gingerKing January 08, 2015
(elevator man) A gent or a guy who decides to showcase romance in an elevator. It's mostly that scene in a movie where the main couple are in an elevator together and bro decides to set a s3ggsy mood... probably ending up in what was started not being finished in the same day.
Girl: *pouting* Are you telling me you're interested in her
Guy: *smirks and steps closer to her* Do you want me to show you how wrong your assumption is?
Girl: *breath hicks* Let's not get carr-
Guy: *kisses the bottom of her ear* Do you want me to show you?
Girl: *blushes rapidly*
(The elevator doors open and he distances himself before laughing)
Guy: *grins* Come on now, we don't want to be late *walks away*
Girl:*shook* What ...what just happened
Me: *pats her back*That my friend, is an elevator man
Guy: *smirks and steps closer to her* Do you want me to show you how wrong your assumption is?
Girl: *breath hicks* Let's not get carr-
Guy: *kisses the bottom of her ear* Do you want me to show you?
Girl: *blushes rapidly*
(The elevator doors open and he distances himself before laughing)
Guy: *grins* Come on now, we don't want to be late *walks away*
Girl:*shook* What ...what just happened
Me: *pats her back*That my friend, is an elevator man
by realhousepotatoofjoburg April 02, 2022
ah... where do i start, !geoffry.cc #Elevated aka sussy baka, he is very sus and I think he might be imposter. he hates fortnite a lot because he sucks at it and every other game. he definitely regrets building a pc. he also sits on discord 24/7 and does not go outside and has no clue what grass is
by ase gone August 04, 2021
Badass tradespeople skilled in welding, electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, automation, and electronics. Installing and maintaining elevators, escalators, moving walks, dumbwaiters, and rack and pinions.
"Those Elevator Mechanics are the king of all trades. Them 'sum bitches can do anything and make a pile of money."
by Random1Alex December 08, 2022
Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.
by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012
So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
by EU Terrorist November 05, 2019
by John McMadden September 16, 2023