The Old Abe

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.

Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.

by Roman Atwood May 30, 2018

Homo Abe

Abraham, a pretty cool guy, very chill and hangs out with the boys. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about him so he dresses the way he wants. But this man has split personality, once he turns into Homo abe......run. This creature name Homo abe will grab your ass, say gay slurs and will smooch you on the cheeks.

Yo it's homo abe.....run!

by Sweilee April 21, 2020

Shinzo Abe

Euphemism for "to assassinate", especially when the assassination is politically motivated.

With how corrupt the president is, I'm surprised he hasn't been Shinzo Abe'd yet.

by Taigas August 3, 2023

Zero Abe

A guy that with glitch static abilities

Zero Abe glitching: a error in a device

by Z e r o A B E October 19, 2021

abe lincoln

Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.

Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!

by Joe Swift June 9, 2007

Kojiro Abe

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Magic Abe

A combination of the houdini and Abe Lincoln. When having sex with a girl from behind, you spit on her back or find some other way into making her think you've ejaculated on her, then cover his face in man juice when she turns around. You then throw pubes on her face (pre-cut or ripped out mid-intercourse if you're manly) which will stick to the semen, giving her an Abe Lincoln beard.

I gave Macee the old Magic Abe last night...needless to say, she'll probably never take her eyes off of me while we're fucking again.

by DirtyFithlyEvilAwful July 15, 2010