i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
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by niggerger October 4, 2023
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Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills
by spike827 October 20, 2023
Get the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad mug.Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
"Thats CRAZY!"
by S.money January 27, 2016
Get the hit the poon and leave real soon mug.CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING
A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES
OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN
LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING
A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES
OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN
LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022
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Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight
guy1:hey did u hear that banger song i sent you?
guy2:no?
guy1:u should listen to it because its the only thing i know for real
guy2:no?
guy1:u should listen to it because its the only thing i know for real
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