by Mel Cupcake March 3, 2008
Get the potatomug. One who grew up under a rock or in a dark place; lacking social exposure; one who lacks a social life; one who is not very socially adept and feels uncomfortable or unfamiliar with many situations, experiences, and circumstances; being a jayme
Person 1:Babe you need to spend more time with me, stop being such a potato.
Person 2: I am not a potato
Person 1: you are a potato,accept it and become one with the potato.
Person 2:I am not a potato, explain how iam a potato
Person 1: you grew up under a rock, you seem healthy but are what french fries are made of that it tastes good but is not good
Person 2: .....
Person 1: I'm changing your name to spud
Person 2: STAHP, I'M NOT A POTATO
Person 2: I am not a potato
Person 1: you are a potato,accept it and become one with the potato.
Person 2:I am not a potato, explain how iam a potato
Person 1: you grew up under a rock, you seem healthy but are what french fries are made of that it tastes good but is not good
Person 2: .....
Person 1: I'm changing your name to spud
Person 2: STAHP, I'M NOT A POTATO
by bethepotato March 8, 2015
Get the Potatomug. 1. A flying object which flies around ones room making it messy.
2. A scrumptious carbohydrate which can be eaten with anything at anytime and still be the best fruit out there
3. A cute nickname for you to call your crush
4.An object in which the entire universe couldn't survive with out.
5. A source of electricty to make clocks work
2. A scrumptious carbohydrate which can be eaten with anything at anytime and still be the best fruit out there
3. A cute nickname for you to call your crush
4.An object in which the entire universe couldn't survive with out.
5. A source of electricty to make clocks work
1. Damn everytime I leave my window open my next door neighbours' potato comes flying in making such a mess.
2.Nah mate it's potatoes or the deal is off.
3. Hey Potato, How was your day? Xx
4.Universe: Potato I love you, I'd die with out ya
5. Damn you brother Bert, my clock my potatoe not yours..understand??
2.Nah mate it's potatoes or the deal is off.
3. Hey Potato, How was your day? Xx
4.Universe: Potato I love you, I'd die with out ya
5. Damn you brother Bert, my clock my potatoe not yours..understand??
by just696969rsNJKjeuerhrheie{} February 13, 2015
Get the Potatomug. A person who has characteristics, either physically or socially, that resemble those of a mentally handicapped person.
Roy: How was your date last night?
LeBron: Terrible. She kept talking to loud and chewed with her mouth open.
Roy: Ugh, she was a potato?
LeBron: Shit, yeah!
LeBron: Terrible. She kept talking to loud and chewed with her mouth open.
Roy: Ugh, she was a potato?
LeBron: Shit, yeah!
by Chiefy Jackson December 29, 2017
Get the Potatomug. by Sheisntapotato August 23, 2014
Get the Potatomug. 
A stupid person, a person who is slow in the head. Used to talk about someone when they make a mistake or failure.
by Jay island September 20, 2017
Get the Potatomug.