I can relate

It’s where you can relate to everything.

“I love myself even if I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself” I CAN RELATE.

by cries_in_mochi October 29, 2019

Regit

Originally derived from slurring the words Ridiculous and Legit together. Basically meaning that something is pretty ridiculous but is definitely legitimate.

Lamar:"Hey man look at that trick. She does that to every guy she dates."

Trent:"Yeeeaaahy man she's mos def playin him."

Lamar:"you got too admit tho she's pretty regit man."

Trent:"Yeah when are these foosgon get a clue."

by abstract Aj December 27, 2008

INTERNET DATING REALITY

While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."

by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006

reality chaser

Alcohol. Just as a regular chaser is something good-tasting following an unpleasant drink, a reality chaser follows the biggest unpleasantry of all; real life.

Shit, I got fired AND my car's been toed? Methinks this calls for a reality chaser.

by xxcutyourhairxx May 16, 2006

alternative reality

Where what you think is real, is completely different from what the majority of the population thinks is real. A common syndrome of politicians, (un)reality stars and musicians.
Symptoms:

Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.

Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.

Person 1. trump thinks the media is undercutting his achievements.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.

by SofarroundthebendI'mdoing laps January 28, 2017

reality

non-fiction

he spent is life pondering the nature of reality. then he had an epiphany.

by jakeumake January 12, 2011

Reality Impaired

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.

Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!

by URinMyMind March 13, 2009