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procrastrated

the negative consequences of procrastinating just a little too long on something really important.
Bob: Hey man, did you get your studying done?

Jim: Nah, there was this CSI marathon on, I couldn't put the controller down.

Bob: Dude, then you're about to get procrastrated. I hear this prof really goes hard on details.

Jim: Shit.
by Irwinator January 3, 2008
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procrastinator

easy ezzy and mutha fuckn milana..
will wait last minute
doing the funniest and stupidest things..
then finish everything about 2 minutes before due(:
wow they have fun.
of course they do, theyre procrastinators(;
by ezzy the mexican ninja July 30, 2011
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Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010
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procrastination

Pass school and STOP THE PROCRASTINATION.
You are the queen. Of procrastination.
by El Kavo May 18, 2014
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Procrastinator

Kenzie is a procrastinator.
by Dance42heygurl February 14, 2017
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Procrastinate

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.
by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015
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procrastinatin'

Putting off until tomorrow what you should be doing today because its BORING or you have a mental block or something worse (like a deep-seated fear). Solution: get over it (or get counseling). If you're stuck, MOVE.
I hate to muck the stables so I'm procrastinatin'.
by k-cam November 15, 2013
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