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Political Simp

A Political simp is a someone who posts something political to gain bias from a group of people
EX:

**Company Posts Black Square**
Jimmy~ Omg X is being such a Political Simp

EX #2:

**White Girl Posts Black Square**
YEEYEE~ This bitch a liberal YEET
by M80 Gaming June 16, 2020
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political synergy

Collusion - secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.
The Trump campaign offerred political synergy with the Russian government.
by Katthew December 7, 2018
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Political humanist

Noun

an outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to equality among all races, religions and economic standing rather than religious ideology or political and financial gain . Political humanist beliefs stress the potential value and goodness of human beings, emphasise common human needs, and seek solely rational ways of solving human problems.
by Wake minded gowk July 23, 2016
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polite roulette

To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.
I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.
by PaytonSwin October 22, 2019
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Mythical Politics

Mythical Politics, also refered as Political Mythicalism, Supernatural Politics, Political Supernaturalism or even as Mythicalism and as Supernaturalism, is a political movement and ideology that advocates mythicals (supernaturals) should participate of politics such as create political parties and even create mythical countries. Mythical politics usually advocates socialism, classical communalism and extraphysicism, and focused on counter speciesism and awtokism. But there is also right-wing mythical politics, that advocates neoliberalism, conservatism, bioconservatism, speciesism denial and awtokism denial.
"Mythical politics are going to be part of the politics of 2020's, since no one has thought on mythical politics before 2020's."

"Mythical politics shows that even supernatural and mythical beings can be subdivided into left-wing and right-wing."
by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021
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Cheeseburger Politics

Term used to describe a fast food restaurant with employees that take themselves too seriously
Teenager 1: I quit working at, 'X', because I couldn't stand their Cheeseburger Politics.
Teenager 2: Mind giving me an example of their Cheeseburger Politics?
Teenager 1: The manager was tyrannical, and the people I worked with were always trying to get me fired, as if I even wanted to work there!
by PaperBagRobot January 11, 2014
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Political cockroach

Someone in politics who is weak yet somehow manages to be really difficult to get rid of. They have no loyalties or convictions and will change sides at the drop of a hat. As soon as the winds of power shift, they suddenly find themselves on the other side. They often leverage their position to parasitically leach off higher powers, usually for massive amounts of money.

Examples throughout history include:
-The Eastern Client Kings of the late Roman republic (Lydia, Thracia, Pontus, Cappadocia, etc.)
-The Boyars of 15th century Wallachia
-Qatar's government
Ariobarzanes III of Cappadocia is such a political cockroach.
by cool boy1838 January 13, 2023
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