Pervert’s Apron

Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.

I have gone down a strange internet hole looking at celebrity Pervert’s Aprons.

by banyeezy May 25, 2022

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016

Pink pervert

A pink pervert is commonly used to belittle an otherwise perfect gentleman.

"You are such a pink pervert"

by Fraudochlafelure December 09, 2018

Angry Pervert

Noun. A man that hits on you based only on your looks. As soon as he is rejected he becomes and insults everything about you, including the compliments he just gave you. Aka, someone who has a hard time getting laid. Or can describe a man who is angry because he never gets laid but desires to be so.

Did you hear that guy? He got so mad because I didn’t give him my number then called me fat. What an angry pervert!

by Ikkinay Elaneyday February 01, 2023

Free speech pervert

Free speech perverts are cool people who advocate for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: I’m hurt that you called my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

by God A4 July 10, 2022

Free speech pervert

A very cool person who advocates for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: You hurt me by calling my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

by God A4 July 10, 2022

A Pervert

you*

don't you fucking deny it
if you wanted a real definition, you'd use dictionary.com

*and me...

P1: Heard Caleb was tryna look into one slut's t-shirt the other day
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?

P2:
P1:

P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken April 27, 2022