dry palming

Jerkin' the gerkin without any lube, usualy while regailing over some pr0n

Spanky was so hot for his old man's pr0n that he was dry palmin' it.

by DoogZ January 16, 2004

betty palms

i am not talking about a real person

when someone saws someones girlfriend is betty palms they mean there girlfriend is their hand. cause palms palm of hand get it

Josh took betty palms too prom that sick bastard

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

Palm Bomber

Cindy's favorite pastime...
Also a great way to remember Paul Baumer for a Modern History test.
The main character on "All quiet on the Western Front"

Shin-Dig likes the creamy feel of the explosion created by the Palm Bomb.

by Hail November 26, 2003

Palm pixi

The act of a straight man getting a hand job from a gay man.

I'm not gay. It was just a palm pixi.

by Delorarose November 28, 2009

Face Palm

When you are laying on your back while jerking off, but are too lazy to get up, at the same time you dont want to get cum all over yourself, this is what you do. when you are about to cum put your opposite hant over the dick hole and press hard sothe cum doesnt go anywhere besides your hands and all over your dick.

(Person 1) Dude! theres cum all over your body. What the hell happened?
(person 2) What could of I done? I couldnt get up because it felt so good.
(person 1) You dumb ass you should have face palmed that shit

by Snoober11 April 16, 2013

Palm job

An action or event that invokes a facepalm response.

“Nice palm job you did this morning, how do you live with yourself?”
“Thanks for the palm job, now I feel like less of an idiot.”

by Compatibility Issue March 7, 2018

Palm Boys

A group of men looking to satisfy there twisted needs by having young men lay there nut sack in the palm of there hands. This type of sickness is usually at tractor pulls, where grown men ride supped up riding lawn mowers to catch the eye of poor young unsuspecting males.

After they ride those mowers, i have to let the Palm Boys , palm my sack

by Little Rahem August 20, 2015