Josh-Moses

Josh-Moses is ana amazing friend who cares about you he is very smart and wants to be in the household calvary

He also is so drippy
Person 1: Josh-Moses is so wet
Person 2: no he's not he just tries his best in everything he does
by Dominic chin August 26, 2022
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Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by July 15, 2024
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Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by July 15, 2024
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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.
Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.
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Stone Moses

set in their ways?
by Wizardofahhhhhhhs September 09, 2018
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To Moses

To moses (sth)

Pulling something out/Drawing out sth Definition was made by the book of Torah first. The name Moses comes from a Hebrew word: Pulling out/Drawing out. It has to be used with the object in the sentence.
-I want to moses that shit out of my house
+are you talking about me?
by fişeQ September 06, 2022
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