Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

Mat c

Detachable cock soup cutten like carrots in soup with special sauces and very tasty all served by dog/turtle

UMM MAT C OCK IS VERY DELICIOUS MMM NICE PINK COCK

by detatchable cock February 17, 2021

mat barns

Ugly fat cunt that likes to put their dick in peanut butter sandwiches. Term used to describe fat people.

Oi; faggot your such a mat barns

by Chubby hubby456 January 8, 2018

Fat Mat

A classic pre-announced, announcement.

in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.

This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.

by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

mat bernier

mat bernier is a term used for a man who is super sexy and who is insane at wheeling girls

man lets mat bernier up in this bitch

by whorah August 6, 2011

Mat-TOCK

A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug

Person- he’s such a mat-tock he’s gonna ruin this new meme again

by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019