Lego dick

Another term for a small penis, often used derogatorily.

"Dylan just sent me nudes and he's literally got a Lego dick.."

by toppavs September 12, 2016

legorburu

a small rodent. Known in the mallorcan area as gchkcjhchfxjdjy

have you seen her, she is a real legorburu

by Jackoff1m62 April 15, 2020

Lego

Lego is a god and should be worshiped.
Lego is so cool 😎

I believe in lego supremacy 🛐

by Alyssa_<3 August 23, 2021

tates-to-legositis

A semi-rare occurence when your tates get stuck to your inner leg. Tends to happen when sitting for a long period of time.

Man 1: "Bro, are you okay? You're walking funny!"

Man 2: "I'm Fine. Just got a minor case of the tates-to-legositis..."

Man 1: "Spatuala, anyone?"

by matthewmatics89 March 7, 2009

Lego

Latin for "Select". Legos are people of enjoy free thought and do not stay bound to anyone's ideas but their own. They band together in the freedom of thought but do not always agree. Without Legos in society things slowly start to lose meaning.

Katie " I cant stand when people just accept whatever society tells them to."
Jake " Its too late for some of them, we can still be Legos."

by The unbounded thicket February 19, 2011

the lego

When two gay guys have sex, and they both push their dicks between their legs. Then they penetrate each other forming a human lego.

I heard Ross and Chronicflame did the lego last week.

by Legoman33341 January 19, 2014

Poop Lego

A situation that is clearly very horrible/disgusting and highly unlikely. May give rise to repeated circumstances in which the rare event occurs in more frequent intervals.

Wtf this lego has poop on it, who the fucking hell rubs legos on there shit stained ass and then puts them back in the box?! Good Lord I put my hands all over these! Fucking Poop lego!

by Ynohtna Leet March 18, 2011