Australia

No such thing

Australia does not exist

by searchKahootRapByAP$OnSpotify! October 27, 2020

Australia Day Patriot

An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.

As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘

Australia Day Patriots in 2021 are helping a young man try to find love in this big wide world

by EddieMaherbo January 25, 2021

Australia Effect

When you think today is tomorrow, but it's actually yesterday.

"I was sure today was Tuesday but it's actually Monday. Proper Australia Effect, I feel like I gained a whole-ass day ."

by mindzoo April 12, 2021

Australia

See Land Down Under

Mike: Hey Steve! Wanna go to Australia?
Steve: *starts playing Down Under by Men At Work

by Roman Catholics Making Pot April 13, 2021

Australia

The best country on earth. The only real problem is everything besides the people wants to fucking kill you. Even the kangaroos man. For fucks sake.

American: Bro Australia is better than America.
Other American: Shut the fuck up.
American: The truth hurts man, so does stepping on a box jellyfish.

by yourmomisbadyouhaveabaddad May 2, 2021

Australia

The place where people walk around barefoot on the streets.

Australia

by MuzzCheese May 8, 2021

Old Australia

Noun/ Adjective

Referring to outdated ideologies that contribute to discriminative and destructive behaviours, attitudes, beliefs, policies, systems and/or societal structures.

First usage, Noun:

As recent as the 1950’s, Aboriginal people in Old Australia were not permitted to walk among society without a white person accompanying them unless they carried a license to do so.

Second usage, Adjective:

“that cowboy culture of misogyny and gaslighting is so Old Australia”

by Dj Jarmilk June 7, 2022