ImAsEsKiBiShh

the poster child for a botched abortion. The one who is not smart enough to put together simple words and make sure they are spelled right. The reason they have assisted suicide.

ImAsEsKiBiShh: yea not saying mutch..

ImAsEsKiBiShh: nigga my typeing

by I own him. April 20, 2005

imperceptive

A word that people use to describe anyone who doesn't see the world the way they do.

It's bullshit, because not everyone values the same things at the same level.

Because I cared about some details that she never noticed, she called me imperceptive.

by Downvoting Victim July 24, 2012

Imperical Assload

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.

I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.

by AvidElephant55 August 26, 2009

anti-lenin anti-worker bourgeois fascist imperialist

Anti-lenin anti-worker bourgeois fascist imperialist is the standard appellation of most internet leftists. This was originally coined by the infamous gracchus babeuf.

Typical internet leftist: I just got called anti-lenin anti-worker bourgeois fascist imperialist :(

by lolzski December 12, 2012

impectuate

To infuriate a telephone operator.

The poor telephone operator pleaded "do not impectuate me any longer".

by ritzzcrackerz November 30, 2006

impenetrance

Inability of a man to penetrate his penis into the vagina of his partner due to various factors like erectile dysfunction.

The guy is down in the dumps because he has recently developed impenetrance.

by uttam maharjan January 30, 2010

Impedemaniac

A person or a group of people who either on purpose or unconsiously often impede the movements of others. Also called Impedemonger.

Impedemaniacs are; people who stop and stand in doorways keeping others from passing through, People who walk, jog or bycycle in the street instead of on the sidewalk or bikepath. People who stand around in a group on walkways, stairs, or in streets and parking lots. A person who will stand in front of the refrigerator, closet or cabinet when they know you will be needing an item from that place.

by Impeded July 23, 2010